12 Sep 2026local-ai

How many developers can one GPU serve?

The right question is not “which GPU?” It is “how many developers, using which model, with what context length, at the same time?”

Planning ranges are only a starting point:

What changes the answer

The honest way

Run a one-week load test with the company’s real prompts. Measure tokens/sec, concurrent sessions, p95 latency, eval pass rate, and cost per accepted suggestion. Then buy hardware.

Do not buy H100s from a spreadsheet. Measure the real workload first.

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13 Sep 2026agent-security

Anthropic’s September 2026 misuse report: the loops that matter and the four gates that hold

A verified read of Anthropic’s 154-page misuse report: drone-SDK theft, device-code phishing, exploit foundries, fake Claude resellers, weapons work — and why sovereign AI alone is not a security boundary, with the controls to run in order.

12 Sep 2026cost-control

Your LiteLLM budgets can fail open

Tag budgets, header paths, and why finance should not trust a green dashboard until enforcement is tested.

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